Oh and since I am already fired, why not add to the mix, what can I get more fired? I could sit here and write an expose' on all the illegal goings on in that company, but am I so bitter that I would do that? Hmmmmmm, maybe.
It kills me that Conner our oldest, 5 1/2, will not wipe his own arse.
I have shown him.
I have let him sit there an hour.
I have offered a reward.
What do I get?
Mom its gross.
Poop is gross.
I don' want to wipe my arse more than I want to wipe your arse but we all have to do it.
For God sake's child you are going into kindergarten please boy try!
This child tries my patience to the brink of me having a break down.
Why bidets are not common place is beyond me, it is far more sanitary than this paper wiping action.
Then there is Evan, sweet cherubic, mild mannered perfect in every way Evan.
WHO WON'T GET NEAR A POTTY.
I let him run naked almost all day, not so much as a dribble.
Finally put on a diaper... let the river flow.
I break out in song I don't know how many times a day.
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Who can understand anything they say?
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!"
THEY think I am NUTS, but really THEY ARE... THEY ARE!
OMG I need a job I was not cut out to stay home
3 weeks ago