How was your day dear......

How was my day....
Well that isn't too hard to answer, lately my days are a series of..

Eat your breakfast boys
Don't hit your brother
Don't tease your brother
Then go to the potty
No cookies
Eat your lunch first
No television
Stop hitting your brother
Please boys 5 minutes
No don't write on the table
No glue downstairs
Scissors!! Who gave you scissors??
Ack!! He is doing what?
No splashing
No, mommy loves you very much, but darling please please don't flush things down the toilet
No, don't zip your brother in the toy holder
OK seriously, How many times do I have to ask you not to jump on your bed?
Is it bedtime, oh hell it is only 10:30am.
What did you do to your brother?
Stop it!
Don't hold the praying mantis!
That dog doesn't belong to us, do not let it in this house
You are not eating a tootsie roll sandwich for dinner
How on earth do you miss the toilet seat?


Why is it my bath time gets later and later if at all. Sometimes I don't see my tub until eleven o'clock or even midnight.
I sure do miss the spa.
People.. I miss people.
Who said having kids 23 months apart was smart?
Who said boys are easier?
Who said have a third? God, I am so glad I did not listen to you people.
I don't care what the stock market is doing, I am buying stock in Mirena IUC's. Heck if I could give them out to all the mom's at Halloween I would.